And ALL this stuff that’s printed here;

My appetite is HUGE, I fear.”

Then, when he’s filled my festive board

With all these eats, I’ll thank the Lord

(For that’s the PROPER thing to do),

And then I’ll take the corned beef STEW,

The corned beef PIE and corned beef COLD,

The corned beef CAN I’ll then take hold

And RAM the whole WORKS into it

And say: “NOW, damn you, THERE you’ll sit.