Or maybe, “Gosh, I lost my towel,
Lemme take yours, will you, Bill?”
“Have you got some extra ‘Sunkums’?”
“I wanna wet me gill.”
All through the day it’s e’er the same,
Week in, week out, “Say, Bo,
I’m just a few francs shy today,
Wot’s chances for a throw?
You know me, Al, me woid’s me bond,
I’ve never stuck a pal,