I’m surprised they recovered at all,

’Cause I sure made a hit with the ladies,

Just one look at me and they’d fall.

Take Evelyn or Peggy or Jennie—

They surely were there with the looks,

And I’ve never regretted a penny

I blew in on flowers and books.

And Mildred—that kid was a thriller,

A complexion like peaches and cream;

She was sweeter than Marilynn Miller,