As a newly minted corp’ral comin’ down the line!
Oh, the Bishop in his mitre, pacin’ up the aisle,
The Governor, frock-coated, with a votes-for-women smile,
The Congressman, the Mayor, aren’t in it, I opine,
With a newly minted corp’ral comin’ down the line!
YOU’RE NOT A FAN, PIERRETTE
I’ll take you to the Follies, dear,
If there you think you’d like to go;
I’ll buy you beaucoup wine and beer
Down at the gay Casino show;