Now I read where Mr. Hoover tells the folks to lay off hoggin’,

We’ll be needin’ lots of grub to put the Fritz on the toboggan;

And the way that they’ve responded makes you feel so awful proud

That you’d like to meet old Bill to take his measure for a shroud.

Lord, it’s plenty that we’re gettin’, but I’d be dancin’ jigs

If they’d pass an order home to stop a-killin’ off the pigs.

For it’s bacon, bacon, bacon,

Till your very soul is shakin’—

If I could pick me eatin’, it’s a different song I’d sing;

I’d not miss a raidin’ party,