A Tramp Abroad

One day it occurred to me that it had been many years since the world had been afforded the spectacle of a man adventurous enough to undertake a journey through Europe on foot. After much thought, I decided that I was a person fitted to furnish to mankind this spectacle. So I determined to do it. This was in March, 1878.
I looked about me for the right sort of person to accompany me in the capacity of agent, and finally hired a Mr. Harris for this service.
It was also my purpose to study art while in Europe. Mr. Harris was in sympathy with me in this. He was as much of an enthusiast in art as I was, and not less anxious to learn to paint. I desired to learn the German language; so did Harris.
Toward the middle of April we sailed in the Holsatia , Captain Brandt, and had a very pleasant trip, indeed.
After a brief rest at Hamburg, we made preparations for a long pedestrian trip southward in the soft spring weather, but at the last moment we changed the program, for private reasons, and took the express-train.
We made a short halt at Frankfort-on-the-Main, and found it an interesting city. I would have liked to visit the birthplace of Gutenburg, but it could not be done, as no memorandum of the site of the house has been kept. So we spent an hour in the Goethe mansion instead. The city permits this house to belong to private parties, instead of gracing and dignifying herself with the honor of possessing and protecting it.
Frankfort is one of the sixteen cities which have the distinction of being the place where the following incident occurred. Charlemagne, while chasing the Saxons (as he said), or being chased by them (as they said), arrived at the bank of the river at dawn, in a fog. The enemy were either before him or behind him; but in any case he wanted to get across, very badly. He would have given anything for a guide, but none was to be had. Presently he saw a deer, followed by her young, approach the water. He watched her, judging that she would seek a ford, and he was right. She waded over, and the army followed. So a great Frankish victory or defeat was gained or avoided; and in order to commemorate the episode, Charlemagne commanded a city to be built there, which he named Frankfort—the ford of the Franks. None of the other cities where this event happened were named for it. This is good evidence that Frankfort was the first place it occurred at.

Mark Twain
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A TRAMP ABROAD BY MARK TWAIN


A TRAMP ABROAD, Part 1


ILLUSTRATIONS:


CONTENTS


CHAPTER I


[The Knighted Knave of Bergen]


“THE KNAVE OF BERGEN”


CHAPTER II


CHAPTER IV


CHAPTER V


CHAPTER VI


[A Sport that Sometimes Kills]


CHAPTER VII


[How Bismark Fought]


CHAPTER IX


[What the Beautiful Maiden Said]


CHAPTER X


[How Wagner Operas Bang Along]


CHAPTER XI


[I Paint a “Turner”]


CHAPTER XII


[What the Wives Saved]


CHAPTER XIII


[My Long Crawl in the Dark]


CHAPTER XIV


[Rafting Down the Neckar]


CHAPTER XV


[Charming Waterside Pictures]


THE CAVE OF THE SPECTER


CHAPTER XVI


An Ancient Legend of the Rhine [The Lorelei]


THE LEGEND


THE LORELEI


THE LORELEI


CHAPTER XVII


[Why Germans Wear Spectacles]


LEGEND OF THE “SPECTACULAR RUIN”


CHAPTER XVIII


[The Kindly Courtesy of Germans]


CHAPTER XIX


[The Deadly Jest of Dilsberg]


THE LEGEND OF DILSBERG CASTLE


CHAPTER XX


[My Precious, Priceless Tear-Jug]


CHAPTER XXI


[Insolent Shopkeepers and Gabbling Americans]


CHAPTER XXII


[The Black Forest and Its Treasures]


SKELETON FOR A BLACK FOREST NOVEL


CHAPTER XXIII


[Nicodemus Dodge and the Skeleton]


CHAPTER XXIV


[I Protect the Empress of Germany]


CHAPTER XXV


[Hunted by the Little Chamois]


CHAPTER XXVI


[The Nest of the Cuckoo-clock]


CHAPTER XXVII


[I Spare an Awful Bore]


CHAPTER XXVIII


[The Jodel and Its Native Wilds]


CHAPTER XXIX


[Looking West for Sunrise]


CHAPTER XXX


[Harris Climbs Mountains for Me]


CHAPTER XXXI


[Alp-scaling by Carriage]


CHAPTER XXXII


[The Jungfrau, the Bride, and the Piano]


CHAPTER XXXIII


[We Climb Far—by Buggy]


CHAPTER XXXIV


[The World’s Highest Pig Farm]


CHAPTER XXXV


[Swindling the Coroner]


CHAPTER XXXVI


[The Fiendish Fun of Alp-climbing]


CHAPTER XXXVII


[Our Imposing Column Starts Upward]


CHAPTER XXXVIII


[I Conquer the Gorner Grat]


CHAPTER XXXIX


[We Travel by Glacier]


CHAPTER XL


[Piteous Relics at Chamonix]


CHAPTER XLI


[The Fearful Disaster of 1865]


MR. WHYMPER’S NARRATIVE


CHAPTER XLII


[Chillon has a Nice, Roomy Dungeon]


CHAPTER XLIII


[My Poor Sick Friend Disappointed]


CHAPTER XLIX


[I Scale Mont Blanc—by Telescope]


CHAPTER XLV


A Catastrophe Which Cost Eleven Lives


CHAPTER XLVI


[Meeting a Hog on a Precipice]


CHAPTER XLVII


[Queer European Manners]


CHAPTER XLVIII


[Beauty of Women—and of Old Masters]


CHAPTER XLIX


[Hanged with a Golden Rope]


RECIPE FOR AN ASH-CAKE


RECIPE FOR NEW ENGLISH PIE


RECIPE FOR GERMAN COFFEE


TO CARVE FOWLS IN THE GERMAN FASHION


CHAPTER L


[Titian Bad and Titian Good]


The Portier


Heidelberg Castle


The College Prison


The Awful German Language


LEGEND OF THE CASTLES


GERMAN JOURNALS

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Английский

Год издания

2004-06-19

Темы

Humorous stories; Europe -- Fiction; Americans -- Europe -- Fiction; Walking -- Fiction

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